TIFU by not telling my husband that I was pregnant and making him think I was cheating on him. Still 2022
Happens to the best of us, eh? 😭 Now that the worst of the panic is over my husband and I are able to laugh about it but, God, that was awful.
My husband and I generally don’t have any trust issues. However, his ex girlfriend cheated on him several times so obviously some scars still carry over towards our marriage.
We have a (4F) daughter and (1M) son, and we recently found out that I was pregnant. I found out first, I was feeling the nausea HARD and used a pregnancy test that I still had from the box from the last time I thought I was pregnant and, boom, baby in the oven.
I found out on April 2nd and decided to wait until the 25th because that’s my husband’s birthday and thought it’d be the best birthday gift ever. Pregnancy brain kicked in fast, though, and I carelessly dropped the test in the trash under some toilet paper (I didn’t what to touch my pee covered stick more than necessary) while forgetting my husband is the one who takes out the trash.
Come next morning after the trash is taken out, my husband doesn’t say anything so I think he didn’t notice it. Come the 15th, we’re grocery shopping when suddenly my husband starts crying and goes to the bathroom, I didn’t want to drag the kids inside the men’s bathroom so I call him on the phone and he, still crying, asks if it’s his baby.
I’m not about to have this conversation inside of a Fry’s so I manage to get him out of the bathroom, we go outside, I tell him my plan and give him a hug and apologize and he’s laughing so hard he can’t breath and then tells me to never do that again before he apologized for running to conclusions.
And then we went to get frozen yogurt. Food for the soul.
TLDR – didn’t tell my husband that I was pregnant, he thinks I’m cheating on him, breaks down in a grocery store, and then we go eat frozen yogurt.
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